thrandilf:

snapchats from agent maria hill

31 minutes ago on August 1st | J | 28,410 notes
chucklingchemist:

thatawkwardblondechick:

The tweet that saved the entire female population

They’re using the word “weak” in 2 different ways. “Girls are fucking weak” is translated to “girls lack physical strength and/or stamina” where as the second statement “U know whats fuckin weak getting a boner after makin out for 0.5 seconds u fuckers” is saying “A lack of sexual stamina is pathetic in men”. 2 very different things, yet they are played off as exactly the same for…comedy? A deep philosophical statement on the human person and what constitutes “weakness”? Someone misinterpreting feminism as an excuse to be completely rude (because this is something I doubt someone would say as crudely in without the box of anonymity that is your computer/phone)? Whatever it is, by equating x to y, you have made a logical error, and thus, should sit in the corner and think about what you’ve done.
Logic’s not metaphysics or epistemology. Not nearly as complicated and kind of right there in your mind on what constitutes making sense.

Actually, I think both instances of the word “weak” were intended to refer to mental strength - will power, discipline, so on so forth. After all, there is the sad, odd stereotype of girls being “too emotional” or “unstable because they’re controlled by their fluctuating hormones” or “not as good in the STEM areas”, you get it. In contrast with that, guys getting a boner at the what can seem like the least provocation (or at least, that’s what I think OP’s implying) could be seen as a type of mental weakness, a lack of mental or physical self-discipline.
Overall, I don’t think the OP was trying to imply that lack of physical stength is comparable to lack of sexual stamina? Or that either are necessarily weaknesses? But I guess only OP could actually answer that, though ^-^’

chucklingchemist:

thatawkwardblondechick:

The tweet that saved the entire female population

They’re using the word “weak” in 2 different ways. “Girls are fucking weak” is translated to “girls lack physical strength and/or stamina” where as the second statement “U know whats fuckin weak getting a boner after makin out for 0.5 seconds u fuckers” is saying “A lack of sexual stamina is pathetic in men”. 2 very different things, yet they are played off as exactly the same for…comedy? A deep philosophical statement on the human person and what constitutes “weakness”? Someone misinterpreting feminism as an excuse to be completely rude (because this is something I doubt someone would say as crudely in without the box of anonymity that is your computer/phone)? Whatever it is, by equating x to y, you have made a logical error, and thus, should sit in the corner and think about what you’ve done.

Logic’s not metaphysics or epistemology. Not nearly as complicated and kind of right there in your mind on what constitutes making sense.

Actually, I think both instances of the word “weak” were intended to refer to mental strength - will power, discipline, so on so forth. After all, there is the sad, odd stereotype of girls being “too emotional” or “unstable because they’re controlled by their fluctuating hormones” or “not as good in the STEM areas”, you get it. In contrast with that, guys getting a boner at the what can seem like the least provocation (or at least, that’s what I think OP’s implying) could be seen as a type of mental weakness, a lack of mental or physical self-discipline.

Overall, I don’t think the OP was trying to imply that lack of physical stength is comparable to lack of sexual stamina? Or that either are necessarily weaknesses? But I guess only OP could actually answer that, though ^-^’

1 hour ago on August 1st | J | 388,897 notes
thatawkwardblondechick:

The tweet that saved the entire female population

thatawkwardblondechick:

The tweet that saved the entire female population

2 hours ago on August 1st | J | 388,897 notes

bruceykinns:

daunt:

Always my favorite because the “External inertial dampener” IS A SPACE VERSION OF A FUCKING PARKING BREAK.

GDI PIKE these young fresh academy kids do not get your awesome jokes.

from the original script:

4 hours ago on August 1st | J | 19,008 notes
"I can't handle incest." IMO, as long as it's two consulting adults, incest shouldn't be a problem any more than homosexuality is. (Still don't ship Wincest though.)

Anonymous

livebloggingmydescentintomadness:

EXACTLY THANK GOD I’M NOT THE ONLY ONE

6 hours ago on August 1st | J | 60 notes

tuc-ficprompts:

thecityofregalia:

tuc-ficprompts:

Starting this time tomorrow I won’t be on for a week. I’ll be running around doing a lot of weird stuff at weird hours possibly while wearing some kind of food.

So if there’s anything you want to ask/say/talk about you should do it now.

Alright, cool! Good luck in your…

I haven’t gotten anything from them but I can send someone a prompt if you like? What was the last prompt?

The last one given to run-like-the-river was “normal life”. Do with it what you will!

8 hours ago on August 1st | J | 4 notes
agentsofshieldconfessions:

Am I the only one who doesn’t ship Skimmons romantically?

No, no you are not. I mean, I can take or leave the ship depending on how well it’s done, but left to my own devices, they are *like siblings*.

agentsofshieldconfessions:

Am I the only one who doesn’t ship Skimmons romantically?

No, no you are not. I mean, I can take or leave the ship depending on how well it’s done, but left to my own devices, they are *like siblings*.

8 hours ago on August 1st | J | 85 notes
stalkingyermom:

outlaw-monarch:

eshusplayground:

tangerineshades:

Let’s just take a second to appreciate that Loki fights like his mum. 
And that’s awesome.

"Loki, sweetheart, you cannot fight just like Thor. You are puny. Your best tools are speed, cunning, and magic.""But isn’t magic cheating, mother?""In war, the cheaters live, love."

Fun fact: Tom and Rene decided back during the first Thor movie that their headcanon for their characters was that they were very close and  Frigga WAS the one who taught him fighting and magic.

there is nothing i dont love about this

stalkingyermom:

outlaw-monarch:

eshusplayground:

tangerineshades:

Let’s just take a second to appreciate that Loki fights like his mum. 

And that’s awesome.

"Loki, sweetheart, you cannot fight just like Thor. You are puny. Your best tools are speed, cunning, and magic."

"But isn’t magic cheating, mother?"

"In war, the cheaters live, love."

Fun fact: Tom and Rene decided back during the first Thor movie that their headcanon for their characters was that they were very close and  Frigga WAS the one who taught him fighting and magic.

there is nothing i dont love about this

10 hours ago on August 1st | J | 123,252 notes
misfitreindeer:

octibbles:

pybooty:

andrew-hussie-noticed-you-and:

SO I WAS WATCHING A MUSIC VIDEO AND?????

Terezi you changed


Whoops looks like my hand slipped


holy shit

misfitreindeer:

octibbles:

pybooty:

andrew-hussie-noticed-you-and:

SO I WAS WATCHING A MUSIC VIDEO AND?????

Terezi you changed

Whoops looks like my hand slipped

holy shit

13 hours ago on August 1st | J | 7,433 notes

anfonymackie:

fuckrealityihaveablog:

What if Charlie Weasley is asexual? Like what if when his brothers were going through puberty and getting crushes on girls and just obsessing over them, Charlie was just like, “Guys. DRAGONS.”

15 hours ago on August 1st | J | 77,161 notes
Looking back, I know that everyone in the cast was, in essence, his or her character. What makes Jayne so Jayne is that Adam is Jayne. Jewel is a free spirit who was cast as a free spirit. Alan is a clever ass who questions authority. Ron once gave me the shirt off his back, Gina is alluring and powerful, Morena is elegant, Summer is grace, Sean owes me money. Off camera, I was able to spend my days with these people, and on camera, with their characters. I got to have them as friends twice.
Nathan Fillion  (via classfirefly)
17 hours ago on August 1st | J | 1,718 notes
The shit has hit the fan with such outstanding velocity that said fan has been knocked down a flight of stairs, sent crashing through the door in a burst of splintered wood, and has accidentally shoved an innocent bystander into oncoming traffic as an afterthought.

— Like One Sundered Star, chapter 19

the most accurate quote to describe the entire chapter and your emotions while reading it

22 hours ago on July 31st | J | 4 notes
asktheironinfidel:

"The Sufferer preached that after he passed, another Signless would come, heralding the end times for their planet. The Second Signless would continue his work, and lead his people to glory beyond this realm."

asktheironinfidel:

"The Sufferer preached that after he passed, another Signless would come, heralding the end times for their planet. The Second Signless would continue his work, and lead his people to glory beyond this realm."

22 hours ago on July 31st | J | 1,839 notes

well

that was a ride from beginning to end

and by that i mean

i need my moirail

23 hours ago on July 31st | J | 6 notes

actualmenacebuckybarnes:

relevanttosomeone:

feuillysfanclub:

in an effort to “get caught up,” Steve becomes the pop culture junkie of the group 

he lives for the looks of confusion on other people’s faces and makes increasingly obscure references in a not-so-subtle attempt at revenge

some are born hipsters, some achieve hipsterdom and some become hipsters fOR VENGEANCE

1 day ago on July 31st | J | 27,390 notes